..annoying.ex..

So today he decides to pop back into my life; unexpectedly and definitely uninvited and unwanted. Why does he always do this ? Whenever I'm doing go0d HE just pops up like a friggin idiot in a box (ie. Imagine jack-in- the- box but instead of jack out pops this idiot) if u haven't caught on by now I'm talking about my ex -- and he's my ex for a reason - I dare not say his name because if I do he might read this and try to do a drive by on my house (lol --never that) anyway -- he's seriously annoying me and I politely asked him if he could "please stop texting me" his response was something like "okay I got u" wtf is that suppose to mean? U got what?? U got ME?? No you don't cus if u had me u wouldn't be hawkin me down every chance u get via aim and txt. Lolol I reeeaaaally don't want to be mean but damn! Can a sistah breathe?! With that being said I'm going to bed g'nite folks!!  

PS ever had an annoying ex?? 
How did u get rid of them?? Please do share. :)